Beastiality have clinched a post-season berth after 6 games, with a 4-1-1 record. It's a far cry from last year's desperate late-season surge to just barely sneak into the playoffs with the final game of the season.

Yet, the Chaos Pact team's recent 2-1 win over the Carrion Crawlers came at quite a cost with star murderer Syphillis niggled and experienced lineman Crabs dead.

When questioned about the affect such losses might have on the team, coach Warpstone responded defiantly, "you suck it up! This is Blood Bowl." However he did later go on to admit that the win felt "a bit like screwing a dwarf chick. Sure, you get your happy ending, but then you realize that you're covered in beard burns."