After doing much soul searching (tasty innocent ones are hard to find), Beastiality coach Warpstone has decided not to sacrifice his entire team on the altar of Slaenesh in order to reverse their uninspiring play. Instead, he intends to sacrifice his underperforming veterans on the line of scrimmage!

Yes, after much looking for a scapegoat, Warpstone has decided the problem is with the players and not himself. "I've given 3 seasons of my expertise to these losers," said the fuming Warpstone, " and I want to see results or blood!" Underwhelmed by the performance of his so-called stars, the Chaos Pact coach is now desperately hoping a radical shift towards developing rookies and letting veterans "take one for the team" will help turn around the team's record losing streak of 3 terrible matches. "I'm not going to make the same mistake as BaAl Davis. I'd sooner scrub this season and the next then pretend like this status quo is good enough to ever make the Thunderbowl finals. #$!@ 'em all and let Nuffle decide if this franchise still has legs for another season!"

Sitting at 40 LP after 5 games, Beastiality find themselves far off the pace to qualify for the Thunderbowl for the second season in a row. "We basically need to win 4 out of our remaining 5 matches to have any control over our destiny," added the troubled coach. If failure continues it's rumoured that Warpstone will actively sacrifice on the pitch while recruiting a new team for next season. It seems he's already interrupted his nightly regimine of debauched perversions to hold clandestine talks with prospective Undead, High Elf and even Vampire rookies.